Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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