I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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