"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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