That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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