i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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