In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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