Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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