she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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