You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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