I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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