Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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