Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
