you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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