You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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