you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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