But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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