he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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