Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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