Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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