Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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