I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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