did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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