I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
how does that bad decision feel?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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