just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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