on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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