trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.