I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.