what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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