Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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