Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Are we still banned from the library?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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