At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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