How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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