Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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