Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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