We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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