Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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