As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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