doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I currently don't understand fingers.
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