can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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