i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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