My sheets look like a crime scene.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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