"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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