There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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