Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
how drunk are you?
Several
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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