In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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