they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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