Just fell off a train. Bad.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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