did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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