Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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