Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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