I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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