just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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