her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Randomize
