she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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