I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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