My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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