I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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