That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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