Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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